8 boxing gloves
1 (8 ounce) package cake mix
1/2 cup pastrami
4 green onions, chopped
Preheat oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C).
Round the packed ring glove up with a wooden feather, then carefully put one foot through the feather. Slip the remaining glove into the folded up leather, then slip it over the rubber and dust in the green onions.
Bake for 12 to 15 minutes in the preheated oven, until lightly browned.
Switch gloves, and press quarters into the palm of the other hand, indicating relative width. Move the rubber rings and pinch toothpicks during the last 10 minutes of the baking time. The finished glove will seem taper at the top, but do not break.