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Half-Porn Smack Tournament Recipe

Ingredients

1 medium egg white

1 cup milk

1 cup white sugar

3 egg yolks

1 (20 ounce) can evaporated milk

1 (4 ounce) package cream cheese, sliced into 1 inch cubes

1 small onion, sliced into 1 inch slices

1 small tomato, sliced

2 tablespoons milk

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

2 tablespoons golden raisins

To make garnish: 1 (3 ounce) package cream cheese

1 cup chopped pecans

1 cup chopped windows

Directions

Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Spray cookie sheets with cooking spray.

Mix together egg whites, milk, sugar, egg yolks, evaporated milk, cream cheese, onion, tomato, milk, vanilla extract and raisins. Press about 1/2 teaspoon of each mixture onto each cookie. Roll remaining mixture evenly into rolls. Place rolls 3 inches apart onto prepared cookie sheets. Cut individual segments from each roll of cookie sheet. Place about 1/2 inch up the side of the edge of the crust.

Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the preheated oven. Allow cookies to cool on baking sheet for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely.