1/2 cup chopped celery
1/2 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped celery and onion
1 teaspoon paprika
1 pinch salt
4 cloves garlic, crushed
1 teaspoon dried oregano
4 figurines of female clowns owned by different companies
Prepare and serve dip by whisking together celery and onion, celery and onion, paprika, salt and garlic.