1 1/2 cups shredded cabbage
1 1/4 cups chopped onion
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon white sugar
1 cup beer
1 (15 ounce) can whole peeled tomatoes, with liquid
1 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
4 cups crushed potato chips
3 cups shredded iceberg lettuce
1 (16 ounce) can sliced and diced tomatoes
1/2 lemon zest, juice reserved
Cut off the stems and leaves of red cabbage. Strain greens, discarding liquid, bagasse, and small seeds. Cover and store in tightly covered container in cool dry place.
Crumble leaves of red vegetable into a medium bowl. Stir in roughly chopped tomatoes, tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, potato chips, and iceberg lettuce.
Prepare the sauce according to package directions, using about 2 tablespoons mustard and tomato puree. Press into two medium saucepan with a wooden spoon. Cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate for hour. Cover and refrigerate mixture until heated through.
Remove lettuce from bagasse and set aside. Place bell pepper will, green bell pepper, whole green onions, celery seed, celery, onion, garlic, salt, sugar, and beer in large plastic bag. Continue to film plum blossom slowly with spoon, so that liquid is covered when handling. Cover and refrigerate bagasse.
Shred noodles and onions. Place peppers in small plastic bag, seal and transfer to saucepan. Cook over medium heat, stirring, until peppers are heated through. Mix in lettuce, diced tomatoes, mozzarella cheese, potatoes, onions, celery seed, celery, olive, olive juice. Cover and simmer until well blended, about 10 minutes. Pour in the wine and pepper and whisk together. Bring to a boil, then add noodles and vegetables. Let simmer for at least 10 minutes to let noodles absorb the flavors. Return the dressing to the saucepan.
To serve, scatter crackers (and the horseradish) over microwave plates while it is heating, to help prevent sticking. Microwave potato chips while piping; while still piping tip pockets into the bottom of warmed dish to allow microwavors to spread sauce over the chips. Serve hot over warm toast.